Eighteen. American. Atheist. Well, maybe agnostic. Half-assed vegetarian. Dork of all trades. Yankees fan. Tolerant. Creative. Egotistic. Teller of bad puns. Writer. Clean up hitter. Aristarchus fangirl. Brunette. Buxom. Five foot three and three quarters inches. Historian. Philosopher. Gigglepuss. Likes to rhyme. Bisexual. From the fed up wing of the democratic party. Minion of Ariana Deralte. Lover of old movies and old songs. Daddy's girl. Teacher's pet. Everyone else's nightmare.